Modern Family Season 1 Episode 17: "Truth Be Told" Quotes
I've been through this before. When Mitchell was 9, I was supposed to take care of his bird. It got out and flew into a fan. It was like a bloody pillow fight.Jay
I know the pain is fresh, but the lie is really old.Phil
Luke: You had a girlfriend before mom?
Phil: I had two!
Trust me, I had plenty of fun in my time. Then, I met your mom.Phil
Women in their 30s on the internet are like ninjas. They get in their little, black outfits and try to sneak their way into your marriage.Claire
Denise: How many other women have you led on?
Phil: I don't know now!