Modern Family Season 6 Episode 5: "Won't You Be Our Neighbor" Quotes
I'm kind of in a delicate spot stuck between my wife and the guy next door, but I'm pretty sure I can satisfy them both simultaneously.Phil
Being a realtor man means working on sundays. Like priests and Lesley Stahl.Phil
Ok keep in mind, I'm not in makeup yet, but do these sandals make my legs look thick? Because I can lower the hem.Manny
Earl: I banged your ex wife!
Jay: If you banged Dede, I DO owe you an apology!
That's right, my boy's datin' her. He's datin' her real good.Jay
Oh relax, I'm sure you guys will find a couple that wants to get with you.Haley
Not since I fell off the roof while they were delivering our trampoline have things come together so beautifully.Phil