Modern Family
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Every time I go over to grandpa's, Manny just stares at me the whole time.
Haley
I never liked Spandau Ballet. Our entire marriage, I never once mentioned Spandau Ballet. Am I even pronouncing that right?
Phil
Phil loves Spandau Ballet. That song "True" was playing in the car the first time we kissed. It's our song.
Claire
Gloria [about Haley]: When I was her age I loved my grandfather, but I still wanted to be with boys.
Jay: I know, so did Claire.. and Mitchell.
Show me some pictures of Yoko... cause she's asian and she broke up our group.
Sal [about Lily]
Mitchell: She's always had a dark sense of humor
Cameron: Do you remember when she went as Sigfried and part of Roy for Halloween?
Mitchell: Too soon
I'm fairly confident that Dad's proudest moment was when you finally took off the flame-red unitard
Claire [to Mitchell]
Haley is so pretty. So she can meet someone who's the best at something
Phil
Phil [about Luke]: I'm telling you that kid is a genius, there's a rainmaker
Claire: Why is your iPod in your mouth?
Luke: I'm charging it
Claire: Alex. Alex!
Mitchell: You had your own moments. You had cheerleading, and high school plays, and making out with the quarterback...
Claire: Oh come on, you made out with him, too.
Mitchell: Yeah, but we had to keep it a secret.
Gloria: So take back your sword and go fight this sword like a bull!
Manny: Okay.
Gloria: I can't hear you.
Manny: Okay!
Jay: I can't hear you!
Manny: That's really as loud as I can go.
Luke already is the best at something. Being my son ... That sounded a lot less lame in my head.
Claire
