Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCModern Family Season 1 Quotes
Mitchell: I had to settle.
Cameron: Well, your mom might think so, but some think I'm a catch.
Does he have a mallet? Then how does he get hit in the head?
Gloria
Did he trump me? You tell me. He made a painting out of a photograph one time. I have hand picked a card, drawn a heart in the steam on the medicine cabinet, and taken Claire to Fritelli's, a family style Italian restaurant, for 17 years in a row...yeah, he got me. He got me.
Phil
All women should look as tasty as you when they're old.
Dylan
Phil: My wife is always so tired and she's always making lists of things for me to do.
Claire: Maybe if you did them she wouldn't be so tired.
Phil: Oh no, she could make lists for days.
Phil: I'm in town for a trade show. I design high-end electro-acoustic transducers.
Claire: Wow, that is very specific.
Jay, you look so strong and sexy. Like an Olympic wrestler, but with money
Gloria
It's Valentine's Day. It's not the day you run away from love. It's the day you chase it down.
Cameron
He has a natural confidence. I admire it and fear it.
Manny
Perhaps I'll be Reginald Appleby. An English gentleman in town for a polo match.
Phil
You know how in a fairy tale there's always a potion that makes the princess fall asleep and then the guys start kissing her? Well, this is like that except you don't wake up in a castle — you wake up in a frat house with a bad reputation.
Phil
Oh sure, when you're gay you just walk around giving butt bumps to everybody. It's like a high-five — it's a low two.
Cameron
