Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCModern Family Season 2 Quotes
You can't have two fun parents... You know that kid Liam who wears pajama pants to school and pays for things with a hundred-dollar bill? Two fun parents.
Claire
You'd think growing up in a place full of death squads and drunken uncles, she'd have learned to move a little bit faster.
Jay [on Gloria]
I'm just saying you were never much of a kid. And that's a good thing 'cause I never liked kids.
Jay
Look at Luke there, making one big straw out of three. Never change, Luke.
Manny
Manny: It was the second thing that slipped right out from under me today. The first was my childhood.
Jay: I get it.
Haley: Dad, that was a stop sign.
Phil: I'll stop twice on the way back.
Luke: Dad's like crazy fun, but you're nice.
Claire: I'm nice?!?
Luke: Well, not now.
I'm trying to get a hold of more butts... Very funny, I don't have time for this foolishness.
Manny
I think I found a place where I can sell this organ. Can you drive me to the black market?
Luke
It's just a cold silly, you don't have to conceive of a world without me!
Haley [to Dylan]
With all you do for me, including going to the gym four times a week to keep me interested, I got this.
Phil
Luke: Is that your cheerleading baton?
Phil: Not when you're on the business end of it!
