Phil: It's just that when you say "Phil is my son-in-law", it sounds like you're saying "Phyllis, my son-in-law."
Jay: That's ridiculous.
Phil: Who is your son-in-law?
Jay: Phyllis!

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• Added: September 21, 2011

I've been practicing like crazy all of my cowboy skills, shootin', ropin', pancake eatin'. Why? Because sometimes I feel like Jay doesn't respect me as a man.

Phil

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• Added: September 21, 2011

Do we book our spa appointments through you or?

Manny

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• Added: September 21, 2011

Look I'm the horse whisperer but something is making this one skittish!

Gloria [screaming]

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• Added: September 21, 2011

Cam: You hate her sparkly outfit, don't you?
Mitchell: No I told you it was fine, I just didn't like you wearing a matching one.

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• Added: September 21, 2011