Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCModern Family Season 3 Quotes
Jay: I don't know what they do in Columbia.
Gloria: No one does and don't ask.
Alex: Dear Miss Dunphy, we regret to inform you...
Haley: What? Don't leave me hanging!
Mitchell: I know how important winning is to Claire.
Cam: And I love to festoon things.
Phil: I'm just excited. After today you're going to be a councilwoman and I'm going to be a first husband.
Claire: If you don't stop filming, you're going to be MY first husband.
Our daughter might be going to college!!!
Phil
What? Like she'll be the first politician to make a promise she can't keep?!?
Luke
Mitchell: Oh my God, there's Sandy.
Cam: Sandra Bullock?
Mitchell: Yeah we're such good friends, I just call her Sandy.
I don't wanna be around when something that tight unravels.
Gloria
You dated a Dottie after Dede?
Gloria
Mitzi: Your kid forgot his cereal. There's a surprise in every box. Spoiler alert: it's diabetes!
Jay we use this to get tables at restaurants, why can't we use it to get Manny a friend?
Gloria [about her body]
Haven't you ever seen an NBA game? Oh in your case I mean the WNBA.
Mitzi [to Phil]
