Modern Family Season 4 Quotes
Haley: Don't dork up our room.
Alex: Don't slut up your college.
Is this kindergarten or the Hunger Games?Cam
If you ever put your hands on my daughter again, I will string you up by your feet, run you up the flagpole and let the birds peck out your eyes.Cameron
Don't be disrespectful Luke, anybody could do it with Gloria.Phil
Gloria: I'm pregnant.
Claire: You're gonna get so fat!
Sure I had a little peppermint schnapps at my prom but I kicked my boyfriend out before my parents woke up. It's called respect.Claire
She's being facetious...sarcastic...Dylan no stay!Alex [to Haley]
Oh please, I was an anomaly, I self potty trained.Manny
So what you're saying is you have a child shaped hole in your heart and you wanna stuff a cat into it.Mitchell [to Cam]
Jay was really explicit about what he wanted to do for his 65th birthday, but luckily Phil Dunphy knows how to read between the lines.Phil