Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCModern Family Season 5 Quotes
What ever happened to letting kids be themselves?
Jay
Gloria (whispers): It's the curse.
Jay: Not that I ever want to discourage you from whispering, but that's not a thing.
Haley: Look I need more sleep than you and ever since they cut down that stupid prune tree the sun has been right in my eyes every morning.
Alex: It's not a prune tree, they pruned the tree.
I know one Indian who was friends with a construction worker, fireman, and traffic cop.
Cam
Hey I see a couple of old people, this isn't one of those catheter commercials is it? Because if it gets too descriptive I'm gonna start to squirm. Oooh I just did it to myself.
Phil
Alex: It's junior year, I have to get good grades. Don't you know how competitive it is out there? Stop pressuring me!
Haley: You know, this is what happens to kids when they're not sexually active.
Prepare to feel like an old denim fest because I'm about to be-dazzling you.
Cam
He was up at 5 in the morning ironing, but he also does that when he's depressed so I don't know.
Gloria
Phil: Little heads up, there's no way I'm not crying at this wedding.
Claire: Phil you cried on the way here.
They keep their tools in a pillowcase but they have an occasions closet.
Jay
That's it a beautiful mind, harness that crazy into something positive.
Phil
Sometimes I don't know if I love how much I fear Claire or fear how much I love her.
Phil
