Rudy: You're not my hooker.
Christy: No, she threw herself off a cliff.

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• Added: October 17, 2019

Just remember, I can fart too!

Bonnie

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• Added: October 17, 2019

Alas, I've been banned by Uber, Lyft, and most gypsy cabs. Apparently, there are cameras everywhere now.

Rudy

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• Added: October 17, 2019

Christy, if you change your attitude about Rudy, you can the one to help save his life.

Marjorie

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• Added: October 17, 2019

Rudy: I got a DUI, they suspended my license. so get this, I am legally required to do that thing you do.
Christy: Cry myself to sleep?

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• Added: October 17, 2019

Adam: Did you eat the chocolate out of my nightstand drawer?
Bonnie: Sorry, I have to get gas today, I'll pick you up another one.
Adam: This isn't gas station chocolate, it has hints of elderberrie and sea salt and 72% cacao.
Bonnie: You're so upset you don't know how to pronounce it. I love you honey, but it's cocoa.

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• Added: October 17, 2019