Mulaney
Sundays 7:30 PM on FOXMulaney Season 1 Quotes
I asked Santa for a great special and he let me down. I am so mad at Santa.
Lou
Macaulay was one of the first boys I had a crush on that wasn't one of my cousins. Before him I did not know little boys could be blonde, I didn't know they could not have mustaches.
Jane
I know you two have a history and I don't want it to be awkward, so why don't you scurry out the back door and get his lunch.
Lou
I feel like a network doing a Christmas special is like an old man getting dressed up to go out. Its sweet, but it's like, what do you think is gonna happen man?
Jane
We get it. You are the Carrie. You dominate the conversation, a lot.
Charice
Mulaney: Fine Jane I wish I could wreck your body.
Jane: Stop it!
Lou: You don't have what it takes to be an audience plant, you are moderately handsome.
Mulaney: Oh, thank you.
Lou: And you are a terrible, terrible actor.
This is just about Jane, and the sidekick Mulaney.
Motif
Cassie: Just don't let up until you see that shiny lease on your finger.
Motif: Cassie, I feel like you have your own issues and that's okay.
We canceled the Time Travel Channel.
Jane
I was looking for an apartment and one wall was a mirror. It makes the place look bigger.
Jane: I never enlisted, but I don't feel guilty about it.
Mulaney: Yeah, but its different for you.
Jane: Why because I am a girl?
Mulaney: No, because you are an immigrant.
Jane: You know what John, If anything I am more patriotic than you. I made a decision to come here.
Mulaney: Yeah, when you were two.
