NCIS: Los Angeles
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I was attacked by a hell hound.
Deeks
Deeks: ... if you hear my yell "noodles," that means I'm in trouble.
Callen: If I hear you yell "noodles" I'll shoot you myself.
Is this an interrogation or a date?
Callen
Welcome back, Mr. Deeks.
Hetty
Callen: You know what I'm doing after we get this guy?
Sam: What's that?
Callen: I'm getting a hobby.
Sam: Maybe you should start scrapbooking our cases.
Can we pretend for a second that we are just a boy and a girl who are hanging out?
Deeks
Mr. Beal, you have elf head.
Hetty
Good luck with your gypsy blood feud.
Danny
Okay, yesterday I would've taken the shot, but it's not yesterday any more. Is it? Is it?
Deeks
Eww. You're like a wet dog.
Kensi
I don't think my soul mate is a mouse click away.
Callen
I'm not scared of Hetty.
Danny