I was attacked by a hell hound.

Deeks

Deeks: ... if you hear my yell "noodles," that means I'm in trouble.
Callen: If I hear you yell "noodles" I'll shoot you myself.

Is this an interrogation or a date?

Callen

Welcome back, Mr. Deeks.

Hetty

Callen: You know what I'm doing after we get this guy?
Sam: What's that?
Callen: I'm getting a hobby.
Sam: Maybe you should start scrapbooking our cases.

Can we pretend for a second that we are just a boy and a girl who are hanging out?

Deeks

Mr. Beal, you have elf head.

Hetty

Good luck with your gypsy blood feud.

Danny

Okay, yesterday I would've taken the shot, but it's not yesterday any more. Is it? Is it?

Deeks

Eww. You're like a wet dog.

Kensi

I don't think my soul mate is a mouse click away.

Callen

I'm not scared of Hetty.

Danny