Rountree: Can I stay on to see how this ends?
Kilbride: It ends, Agent Rountree, with you recovering all the missing explosives without incident. The only way this city goes down in flames is if I'm holding the match.

Kensi: I can't help but feel that I'm missing something all the time. My whole career is spent being one step ahead of something. I try to do the same thing with parenting, and it's just not working.
Roberta: My mother gave me the best parenting advice I ever heard. She said, "Bertie, raising kids is like being pecked to death by chickens."

Kilbride: What have you got, Agent Dahr.
Shyla: A giant headache.
Kilbride: Welcome to the last 40 years of my life.

Deeks: I owe you one.
Kensi: It's funny that you think you owe me just one.

Deeks: Callen!
Callen: I'm an orphan. Can't help you.
Deeks: You're very funny. Has anyone ever told you that?

Sam: Got any suspects?
Kilbride: China, Russian, Iran, or his wife, Alice Morgan.
Sam: One of those things is not like the other.

Roundtree: Ready your breakfast and eat hearty. For tonight we dine in hell.
Shyla: Roundtree, what are you doing?
Roundtree: If you're going to work in this office, you need to brush up on your classic movie quotes.
Shyla: It's from "300."

Roberta: A woman can only eat, pray, and love her way across the lower 48 for so long. But boy, did I love.
Deeks: TMI, Mom.
Roberta: It was like Woodstock all over again, but this time with sciatica.
Deeks: Boundaries!

Deeks: Hello?
Roberta: Hello? I come back from six months on the road and that's how you answer the phone?
Deeks: It's kind of a universally accept phone greeting.

Callen: Wow. I just saw my life flash before my eyes.
Kensi: That's a little dramatic.
Callen: Well, I would argue it's more of a dark comedy with pivotal moments of tenderness. Regardless, it was over too soon.

Callen: Well, that was exhausting.
Anna: I ran six miles. You bailed after two.
Callen: Bail sounds like quit. I didn't quit. I changed course.

NCIS: Los Angeles Season 14 Episode 5 Quotes

Callen: Wow. I just saw my life flash before my eyes.
Kensi: That's a little dramatic.
Callen: Well, I would argue it's more of a dark comedy with pivotal moments of tenderness. Regardless, it was over too soon.

Callen: Well, that was exhausting.
Anna: I ran six miles. You bailed after two.
Callen: Bail sounds like quit. I didn't quit. I changed course.