Real agents. Fake agents. See the difference?


So. Have you ever done any modeling?

Sean [to Kensi]

Kensi: They don't call him 'Bulletproof Beale' for nothing.
Nell: No one calls him that except for Eric himself.

If I didn't know any better, I'd swear you've turned into a real boy, Pinocchio.

Sam [to Callen]

If we're lucky, [Eric's] suffocated from his own vomit already.

Fake agent

Sam: Then why hasn't anyone heard of it?
Kensi: Maybe one of us has.

Not exactly my taste but 12-year-old me would have liked it.

Callen [to Sam]

I'm really digging the whole abandoned restaurant motif.

Eric [to his kidnappers]

You're talking to the wrong man. I live at the marina. I live for fog.

Sam [to Callen]

Eric is fine, is going to be fine. And you two are going to be fine.

Kensi [to Nell]

It's like interviewing a damn sloth.

SFPD officer

I'm getting the sense that you're still mad at me.