NCIS: Los Angeles Season 3 Episode 22: "Neighborhood Watch" Quotes
Wifey? Light of my life? Sugarbear?Deeks
Deeks: Really? Bra holster?
Kensi: Really? Furry handcuffs?
Deeks: Little gift from our friends.
It's Rob and Bob. I should have known. Their macaroons sucked, no way they are gay.Deeks
Aunt Hetty definitely warned me about her.Deeks
Kensi: And, take that off.
Deeks: All right.
Kensi: (gasps) Oh, my God, not your pants.
Deeks: What? Oh, my bad. Thought you wanted me to take my pants off.
Kensi: I can't believe you just did that.
Kensi: Is that a fanny pack?
Deeks: No, it's a bro-sack.
You got techno blaring, there's blood running throughout the entire house. It's like an episode of Dexter in here.Deeks
I don't think my soul mate is a mouse click away.Callen
Baked cookies my ass!Deeks
Don't you have a jacket or something? I don't need the whole neighborhood checking out my wife.Deeks