Deeks: Callen, what's your ideal vacation?
Hanna: You're asking the wrong guy. He's got 44 days of unused vacation time.

Nell: He's a professor of astrophysics at Caltech.
Deeks: Well, he fancy.

Deeks: That's bullying.
Eric: That's not bullying.
Deeks: It's bullying adjacent.
Eric: It's not bullying adjacent.

Kensi: You've been watching too many telenovelas.
Deeks: It helps me keep my Spanish.

Meerkats, lock it down!

Deeks

Kensi: You hearing that?
Deeks: Yeah, it's like the morning after an Iron Maiden concert.

Roberta: Like my microwave oven? Would that fry my brain?
Sam: Only if you crawl inside.

NCIS: Los Angeles Season 10 Episode 12 Quotes

Deeks: That's bullying.
Eric: That's not bullying.
Deeks: It's bullying adjacent.
Eric: It's not bullying adjacent.

Deeks: Callen, what's your ideal vacation?
Hanna: You're asking the wrong guy. He's got 44 days of unused vacation time.