Callen: If you can't take care of nice things ...
Sam: You don't deserve them.

JoJo: Are we going to jail?
Callen: Like I know.

If the suburban mom shoe fits ...

Rochelle [to Fatima]

Sam: L.A. needs a good, heavy rain.
Callen: Great. More mudslides.

Anna: I think we all need to see pictures of Lifeguard Callen.
Callen: Not gonna happen.
Fatima: I'm thinking feathered hair.

Nell: I'm not Hetty. I'm really not cut out for this.
Callen: That's obvious.
Nell: Why do you say that?
Callen: Hetty would have offered me a drink by now.

Fatima: Did you hit him with a garden gnome?
Kensi: It was that or shoot him. I opted for the gnome-violent solution.

Commander James: [Keilani] was so nice.
Callen: And attractive.
James: Yes, in her own way.

Sam: Nell, you're doing a great job.
Nell: No, I'm not. But thanks for saying so.

Nell, I know what a sitrep is.

Sam [to Nell]

Fatima: Are you hungry or just bored?
Roundtree: Both.

Callen: You sure you're all right?
Sam: Nothing a couple of beers and a good night's sleep won't cure.