NCIS: Los Angeles
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Callen: If you can't take care of nice things ...
Sam: You don't deserve them.
JoJo: Are we going to jail?
Callen: Like I know.
If the suburban mom shoe fits ...
Rochelle [to Fatima]
Sam: L.A. needs a good, heavy rain.
Callen: Great. More mudslides.
Anna: I think we all need to see pictures of Lifeguard Callen.
Callen: Not gonna happen.
Fatima: I'm thinking feathered hair.
Nell: I'm not Hetty. I'm really not cut out for this.
Callen: That's obvious.
Nell: Why do you say that?
Callen: Hetty would have offered me a drink by now.
Fatima: Did you hit him with a garden gnome?
Kensi: It was that or shoot him. I opted for the gnome-violent solution.
Commander James: [Keilani] was so nice.
Callen: And attractive.
James: Yes, in her own way.
Sam: Nell, you're doing a great job.
Nell: No, I'm not. But thanks for saying so.
Nell, I know what a sitrep is.
Sam [to Nell]
Fatima: Are you hungry or just bored?
Roundtree: Both.
Callen: You sure you're all right?
Sam: Nothing a couple of beers and a good night's sleep won't cure.