NCIS: Los Angeles
Sundays 9:00 PM on CBSNCIS: Los Angeles Season 5 Quotes
You've heard of Obamacare? This is We-Don't-Care.
Deeks
I mean everybody's got to go at some point, right? I just don't want my cause of death to be another man's underwear.
Deeks
I like your facial hair. It makes you look like a pirate.
Eric [to Granger]
Deeks nothing personal but you and Afghanistan sounds like a National Lampoon Vacation movie.
Granger
Sometimes a knife is just a knife.
Deeks
Kensi: When will I be back?
Hetty: When the job's done.
You'll be needing a clean shirt, Miss Blye.
Hetty
Granger: Pack your things, Agent Blye.
Kensi: Reassigned?
Can you do me a favor, Fern? Can you burn that shirt for me?
Deeks
Deeks: This thing?
Kensi: Yes. Our thing.
Deeks: I'm sorry. I didn't -- I didn't hear you because there are so many people walking by. Maybe say it louder. Once more just for me.
Kensi: I hate you.
Deeks: You don't. You don't. You don't hate me.
Kensi: Our thing.
Deeks: Wow. Phew.
Kensi: You have to promise me something too.
Deeks: Anything.
Kensi: Promise you'll be patient with me.
Deeks: See you tonight.
Kensi: Yeah.
We're gonna figure this out. All we have to do is talk about it.
Kensi
Deeks: I've never had a girl give me her knife before. Does that mean we're official?
Kensi: You know sometimes a knife is just a knife.
