Does he have an off switch?

Wendy [pointing to Elvis]

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• Added: April 16, 2019

Elvis [to Wendy]: I was 30 before I got my first felony.
Pride: That's not a good thing, Elvis.

• Permalink: That's not a good thing, Elvis.
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Pride: Any way to figure out where they're buying [tickets]?
Wendy: Yeah, but I may need to break a few more laws to do it.

• Permalink: Yeah, but I may need to break a few more laws to do it.
• Added: April 16, 2019

Elvis: My therapist says hacking is my love language.
Pride: Some people just pick up the phone.

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Just say yes already. I can't stand these puppy-dog eyes.

Gregorio

• Permalink: Just say yes already. I can't stand these puppy-dog eyes.
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Hey! Let's order tacos!

Elvis [to Gregorio]

• Permalink: Hey! Let's order tacos!
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Sebastian: How is Wendy Cotts your daughter?
Elvis: Well, Sebastian, when a man and a woman ...

• Permalink: Well, Sebastian, when a man and a woman ...
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I'm like the fifth Beatle.

Elvis

• Permalink: I'm like the fifth Beatle.
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Seems to me what you need to do right now is find this woman. I'm just sayin'.

Pride

• Permalink: Seems to me what you need to do right now is find this woman. I'm just sayin'.
• Added: April 16, 2019

All I do on the weekends is play video games.

Sebastian [to LaSalle]

• Permalink: All I do on the weekends is play video games.
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I see your organization skills continue to be ... unique.

Loretta [to Pride]

• Permalink: I see your organization skills continue to be ... unique.
• Added: April 16, 2019