Did I mention? He plays a mean banjo!

Pride [on the former Marine he hired]

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After all of that, you hired the guy who tried to blow your head off?!

Patton

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It looks like they were trying to make baby agents!

LaSalle [on two foreign operatives posing as husband and wife]

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Brody: Since when do we threaten family members?
Agent Russo: Since they started decapitating people.

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If I had a choice, the swimming pool's as deep as I'll go!

Percy [on diving]

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Percy: Who knew Alabama here SCUBA dived?
LaSalle: Roll Tide!

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