NCIS: New Orleans
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LaSalle: Where I grew up, you live, you die, you get buried -- no fuss, no muss. Besides, I appreciate life just fine, thank you.
Percy: I'm sure you do. You live, you party, meet some girls, party some more. No fuss, no muss.
LaSalle: Something like that!
Pride: They'll be relocating to this prison soon.
Zed: Guess I'll have some company.
Pride: No, Zed. You won't.
Loretta: You're perfectly able to look after yourself normally, but when things get personal, I can't help but worry about your judgment.
Pride: Loretta!
Loretta: That you may end up on the wrong side of my autopsy table.
Dad! How many people want you dead?!
Laurel Pride
Then you get the recent additions to the "I hate Dwayne Pride" club.
LaSalle
You're not the investigator on the case, you're the dad!
Detective Lamont
I don't know how you Navy cops work a case, but I do it like I'm walking down the street -- one foot in front of the other.
Detective Lamont
Percy: Well, you *are* the guy who said JFK got abducted by aliens.
Sebastian: I don't say that. The evidence does.
LaSalle [about some intoxicated female witnesses]: One less daiquiri, and they *could've* been useful.
Percy: You sure you don't want to give it another try?
Brody: Practice your 'enhanced interrogation techniques'?
LaSalle: Y'all have dirty minds.
Well, we just need one reason to have ten days of fun.
Pride
I know this woman! Pride. She leave her socks on the floor? Yes. She cheat on the Sunday crosswords? Regularly. But she would never steal money from her own charity. And she damn sure wouldn't bother trying to kill anyone!
Patton
The only difference between this computer and those nasty zombies on The Walking Dead is this thing is actually deceased.
Patton
