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McGee: So even after being kidnapped, [Harper] was trying to save someone's life.
Kasie: Yeah. And apparently he got killed for it.
McGee: I get the paper delivered every morning.
Jessica: That's so analog of you.
Sloan: Next time I scream for help, bring a gun, not a stethoscope.
Parker: In case you hadn't noticed, there were three of them and one of me. So if I came out shooting, guess who gets caught in the crossfire?
My life is in your hands and your lives are in mine.
Savina [to Parker and Logan]
Jim: They told me they would kill me if I talked. So please don't tell anyone.
McGee: How can we tell anyone? We don't even know your last name.
Parker: What would have happened if [Harper] attempted surgery in his condition?
Carrie: Let me put in this way. I wouldn't trust him to cut my steak.
Thanks to this woman, what was going to be my forever home now reeks of smoke damage. I need to find a hotel room ... or a couch [looking to Parker and McGee].
Tobias
The burden of genius.
Jessica [to McGee]
Jared: I guess I just want to know why.
Kasie: Take a number, pal. Stopping evil and understanding it are two very different things.
Vance: I could never understand [Jared], not like you.
Jared: That goes both ways.
Parker: Fathers and sons.
McGee: Fathers and sons.
My father wasn't a terrorist. He was a patriot, like me.
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