McGee: So even after being kidnapped, [Harper] was trying to save someone's life.
Kasie: Yeah. And apparently he got killed for it.

McGee: I get the paper delivered every morning.
Jessica: That's so analog of you.

Sloan: Next time I scream for help, bring a gun, not a stethoscope.
Parker: In case you hadn't noticed, there were three of them and one of me. So if I came out shooting, guess who gets caught in the crossfire?

My life is in your hands and your lives are in mine.

Savina [to Parker and Logan]

Jim: They told me they would kill me if I talked. So please don't tell anyone.
McGee: How can we tell anyone? We don't even know your last name.

Parker: What would have happened if [Harper] attempted surgery in his condition?
Carrie: Let me put in this way. I wouldn't trust him to cut my steak.

Thanks to this woman, what was going to be my forever home now reeks of smoke damage. I need to find a hotel room ... or a couch [looking to Parker and McGee].

Tobias

The burden of genius.

Jessica [to McGee]

Jared: I guess I just want to know why.
Kasie: Take a number, pal. Stopping evil and understanding it are two very different things.

Vance: I could never understand [Jared], not like you.
Jared: That goes both ways.

Parker: Fathers and sons.
McGee: Fathers and sons.

My father wasn't a terrorist. He was a patriot, like me.

to McGee}

NCIS Quotes

Bishop: Seriously? How'd you get that?
Tony: Well, it's like Gorillas in the Midst. You'll get to understand his grunts.

Torres: When I break out the glass, maybe I can rip out the bars.
Bishop: With what? Your superhuman strength?