Bishop: Y’know, I don’t remember Gibbs having to deal with quite so much paperwork!
Reeves: That’s because he used it for kindling.
Bishop: Ha.
Reeves: No, really. The first steak he ever grilled for me was roasted over our fitness evals!

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Woman [nervously, holding gas can]: We’re, ah, not open yet!
Torres: You might want to put up a few ‘no smoking’ signs when you do…

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McGee: Why’d you have to swing so hard?
Gibbs: Why’d you have to have to break my wood carving?

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McGee: Well, we went from a snowball’s chance in hell of getting out of here to a--
Gibbs: --snowball’s chance in Arizona.

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El Jefe: You set off the radiation alarm!
McGee: You shouldn’t have let me near the computers.

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