NCIS
Mondays 8:00 PM on CBSNCIS Season 15 Episode 17: "One Man's Trash" Quotes
Bishop: So much junk, so little time.
Ducky: Junk, my dear Ellie, is in the eye of the beholder!
Torres: Why’d she call you and not me?
McGee: Well, she called *us*. But unlike you, I spend time at my desk.
Abby: I saw no moxie when she stayed at my place last night! She barely even spoke to me!
Jimmy: By any chance, did you have her sleep in your guest casket?
Abby: I do not have a guest *casket*, I have a guest *room*!
Kasie: It’s a long story. [beat] Too long. I was told not to waste your time.
Gibbs: Who told you that?
Kasie: Everybody. [Gibbs leaves the elevator.] The same ‘everybody’ that says you leave without saying goodbye!
Sloane: So, if this ‘one of a kind’ Viking war stick is in storage…
Abby: What is it doing here?
Bishop: Where to begin?
Gibbs: Probably with the one labeled ‘Viking War Stick.’
Bishop: Have we got our killer?
Gibbs: Nope. Just a liar.
Kasie, put on a lab coat, scrub up, and then by all means continue this suddenly *excruciating* conversation while you work *together*, but out of my purview.
Ducky
Sloane: I’m flattered, Gibbs! Finally made it to your Inner Sanctum.
Gibbs: It’s a basement.
I'm not even gonna ask about *that*.
Sloane [sees Gibbs' boat]
