See, you have *fought* terror. Who better to create it?

Earl Goddard

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• Added: February 15, 2017

Abby: Is this an order?
Vance: Yes! Go be a bad guy!

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What the hell! Your *fake* bomb just made a *real* explosion!

Cop

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Abby: This is my nightmare! The only thing missing is Vance riding in on demon wings to fire me!
Torres: Well, that makes sense.
Abby: I usually wake up when his mustache turns into a snake.

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Torres: Are these suits really necessary?
Gibbs: Yes.
Ducky: Unless you want to risk instantaneous death due to sarin.
Torres: These suits are awesome.

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Well, you say ‘tomato,’ I say ‘terrorist.’

Torres

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• Added: February 15, 2017

Reeves: We spoke to your wife. She said you were at the office all night.
Gibbs: No nookie!

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• Added: February 15, 2017