Gibbs: It’s strictly voluntary.
McGee: I’m good.
Gibbs: Well, you got new responsibilities.
McGee: Boss, I appreciate that, but… don’t forget, I’m an NCIS Special Agent.

• Permalink: Boss, I appreciate that, but… don’t forget, I’m an NCIS Special Agent.
• Added: May 17, 2017

McGee: What did Bishop say?
Gibbs: We should go to church.
Torres: Oh, my mom would be so happy right now…

• Permalink: Oh, my mom would be so happy right now…
• Added: May 17, 2017

Curtis: You can call me… anything you want!
Abby: How about “Totally Inappropriate”?

• Permalink: How about “Totally Inappropriate”?
• Added: May 17, 2017

Gibbs: What’ve you got?
Abby: What we’ve got is prep for a fishing trip if you’re gonna go after Moby Dick, or else Dean and Hudson were preparing for war.

• Permalink: What we’ve got is prep for a fishing trip if you’re gonna go after Moby Dick, or else Dean...
• Added: May 17, 2017

Jimmy: I know you like me, too.
Gibbs [ominously]: Oh, yeah.
Jimmy: Growing less and less certain by the second.

• Permalink: Growing less and less certain by the second.
• Added: May 17, 2017

Ducky [regarding “Goodfellas”]: Actually, I saw it with Gibbs!
Jimmy: Really? Gibbs sees movies, like made *after* 1957?
Gibbs [walks in]: What’s your point?
Jimmy: Whoa. That was an impressively quiet entrance.

• Permalink: Whoa. That was an impressively quiet entrance.
• Added: May 17, 2017

Bishop: Courtesy of Facebook, we learned that Dean once sailed across the Pacific. Alone.
McGee: Before that, he summited Mt. Kilimanjaro, also alone.
Torres: A man after my own hear. Except for the mountain climbing and sailing. And, uh, Meat Loaf.
Bishop: Hey, I like Meat Loaf.
Gibbs: Why are we talking about Meat Loaf? We got a theory or not?!

• Permalink: Why are we talking about Meat Loaf? We got a theory or not?!
• Added: May 17, 2017