Vance: Dr. Mallard, I'm sure you are aware that the FBI and CIA have agency historians whose purpose is to ensure that the collective knowledge of those institutions lives on for future generations.
Ducky: Yes, of course, but what has that to do with me? [reads sign] Donald Mallard, MD. NCIS Historian.

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If this is a surprise party, you know I would rather shave my eyeballs.

Ducky

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You know, the internet will be the death of us all.

Ducky

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Torres: I guess World War III is going to have to wait.
Wilson: Listen to me. We have to launch. We have to launch.
Torres: Blah, blah, blah, creepy hermit.

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WE NEED TO LAUNCH! IF WE DO NOT LAUNCH, WE ARE GOING TO DIE! Maybe not today, but SOON ENOUGH. We HAVE TO LAUNCH!!

Petty Officer Hardy

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Bishop: Prep all of our defenses? What does that mean?
Gibbs: It means this submarine is preparing for war.
Bishop: But, with who?

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I want to be clear here. Are you telling me the United States Government has lost contact with a nuclear submarine with two of my agents on board?

Vance

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They're both wrong. Tom Holland's Spider-Man wins hands down.

Bishop

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Well, no offense Ducky, but if I'm still working when I'm your age. [chuckles] I'm not going to finish that sentence. Ducky, you look fantastic.

McGee

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Let me make myself perfectly clear. If either of you interferes with the operations of this boat, I will fire you out of that torpedo tube myself.

Submarine Man

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