Bishop: I thought you said you were gonna--
Gibbs: Lie to Abby? [chuckles]
Bishop: Ha, no! But by ‘no’ I mean ‘yeah.’

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Jimmy: What’d I miss?
Torres: Just McGee’s sad childhood.

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• Added: April 04, 2018

Gibbs [translating]: She wants to know why his [Torres] shirt’s so tight.
Bishop: Don’t we all!

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• Added: April 04, 2018

Ducky: He’s *dead*, Doctor Palmer.
Jimmy: Yeah, I noticed that when I removed his spleen and he didn’t complain!

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• Added: April 04, 2018

Bishop: You know The Rules?!
Torres: I thought it was mandatory.

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• Added: April 03, 2018

Burger coma.

Gibbs [describing the sleeping Elena]

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• Added: April 03, 2018