NCIS
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My father wasn't a terrorist. He was a patriot, like me.
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Jessica; You want to have an '80s-theme party? You? Nick Torres?
Nick: Not really. But Dr. Grace thought it would be a good idea.
Jessica: She trying to drum up more business? Because I'm definitely going to need some therapy after seeing DIrector Vance in a high-top fade.
Vance: Hey! I look good with a high-top fade.
McGee: Boy, it would be cool if it were aliens, right?
Palmer: Beyond cool.
Parker: Show of hands. Who thinks it's aliens?
Nick: Does it count if I just hope it's aliens? "Cocoon" is my favorite movie.
Jessica: I don't think they're going to be too eager to talk to us.
McGee: Yeah, we're the men in black.
Parker: That's kinda awesome.
McGee: I know, right?
Parker: You think trying to gaslight a decorated Navy pilot makes you the good guy here?
Ives: Oh, grow up. The Air Force does that every other week when they have an unauthorized sighting.
Jessica: My sister and I did a DNA test over Christmas. No surprises there. Just plain old Chinese and Dutch. So boring.
Nick: You're not boring. And neither are you. Check those results, man.
McGee: All right. I'll check.
Nick: Wait. DNA can tell you that?
Jessica: Has Kasie taught you nothing?
Jimmy: I'm sure he's fine, Jess.
Jessica: Of course he's fine.
Jimmy: I just mean I'm sure there's an explanation for all this.
Jessica: Of course there's an explanation.
Jimmy: Exactly. Any idea what it is?
Kasie: I always thought finding a long-lost relative would be fun.
McGee: Even if that meant your father had a secret love child?
Kasie: Oh, that. Yeah, complicated.
Parker: First time in history that a squirrel has ever been remotely helpful.
Jessica: That's a lot of rodent hostility. That's right. You're a bird man.
Hey, kiddo. I was just about to call you back.
Jessica; Dad? Feng
