You're why others are alive. No phone call killed your friend.

Gibbs

Suspect [McGee is playing Bad Cop]: Get him off me!
Torres: I would, but he's scaring *me*!

I don't kick down doors. Are you saying I'm not a crime fighter?

Abby

McGee: Office equipment is your friend.
Torres: It's a bad friend, the one you lend money to and never pays you back!

Well, we don't have a firm date yet, but we plan on saving money on the invitations just by telling Bishop, and everyone will show!

McGee [on his wedding]

Gibbs: That's a long swim for an innocent man!
Wayne: I'm not innocent! ...of the imposter stuff...

He's off his meds.

Quinn [regarding Gibbs's intensity]

Eleanor Bishop, will you be my Frodo?

McGee

Nobody goes to the trash room for high tea.

Torres

Bishop: It's actually freezing.
McGee: Says the 90-pound thermostat!

My burger's getting cold, and you're hitting on Yoga Lady!

McGee

Is it *possible* to be former CIA?

Torres

NCIS Quotes

‘You think you’re alone in the dark. Close your eyes. Remember everything good.’ My mom said that to me just before she died. Smart lady.

Gibbs

I'm more of a Super-Mario guy, myself.

Captain Wescott