NCIS
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Until I am buried, there will be stories to tell. And I look forward to telling them.
Ducky
Vance: The gardens keep growing, I see.
Parker: From all corners of the world.
Jess: I give up; where do the tech trolls keep their caffeine?
McGee: You can't say tech troll.
Jess: You say it all the time!
McGee: Yeah, well, that's different; I am one!
Curtis: Actually, now that Director Vance put you in charge down here, you're the troll king!
This job isn't for everybody. It requires that you trust the people in this building with your life at all times, good or bad, which can be hard.
Parker
Jess: This isn't about loyalty to each other or even loyalty to the badge. We're federal agents with a higher calling; our only loyalty is to the truth.
Agent Rose: Have you been practicing that?
Jess: A little.
Jess: Going up?
Agent Rose: We're in the basement; going up is the only option.
Jess: There's another one (flicks the off switch).
Sam: You expect us to believe that the computer guy lost his password?
McGee: Says the car guy who once lost his favorite car, Charlene, right?
Sam: He knows the name of my car.
Callen: That's impressive.
Vance: You sent NCIS's brightest and best back to school?
Parker: It's never too late to learn new things.
Palmer: This man took his own life.
McGee: The question is why.
Jessica [to Sam]: You and Parker have high opinions of primitive insects.
Parker: Out of respect. They're survivors. So was Dale Harding.
Callen: McGee. It's been a while.
McGee: Yeah, what the hell are you guys doing here?
Sam: I guess it hasn't been long enough.
McGee: Suicide? That can't be right.
Jessica: No, it can't.
Parker: I guess we have work to do.
