NCIS
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Reeves: He liked me? The man said two things to me -- ‘Hello’ and then ‘Get out of the room.’ I’m pretty sure he thought I was the butler!
Torres: So did I, at first! Reeves, Jeeves. So confusing.
Reeves: That’s funny. I can also think of something that rhymes with 'Nick'!
Torres: 'Slick'?
Reeves: Try again!
So this is what it’ll be like when Abby gets a wax figure at Madame Tussauds!
Bishop
You and I know that life is a near-death experience.
Ducky
You did the wrong thing for the right reasons. Never do that again.
Gibbs
I can’t help unless you help yourself. Time to tear off that band-aid.
Gibbs
Ex-girlfriend: I put a GPS tracker on his car. I thought he was cheating on me!
Gibbs: Hey, nobody’s judging you.
Bishop: I am. Well done!
Mitch Monroe: By the time I was locked up, I didn’t have many friends left. Most of them got killed.
Gibbs: Yeah, by you!
Ducky: What have you found, Dr. Palmer?
Jimmy: I’m not sure. Maybe, mud? Maybe? But not exactly?
Ducky: Ah, that’s quite an analysis.
Bishop: Painting is fun!
Torres: Unless someone is posing nude, I am *not* interested.
It’s like a window that keeps closing a little, and a little bit more everyday.
Marie [on losing her memories]
McGee: Mr. Hackett? The password, please?
Hackett: And if I refuse?
Gibbs: A shower! A cold one!
Torres: Twelve-hour ribs? Wow!
Marie: What are you doing tomorrow night?
Quinn: Oh, oh, no, he’s very busy.
Torres: I am?
Quinn [awkwardly]: You signed up for the stakeout… mission…
Torres: Oh… yeah… there’s this mission, it’s a stakeout. It’s like a stakeout mission… that I signed up for…
