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Vance: What about Parker. Do we actually know where he is right now?
Torres: No, sir. He's been sticking to the game plan.
Vance: This is a very dangerous game you are playing and that's the last time I'm going to bend the truth to save your asses.
McGee: We can explain.
Vance: Save it. I appreciate you wanting to help Parker as much as I do, but deliberately poking the FBI hornet's nest is no way to do it.
Knight: It's crazy to think that Sweeney might actually listen to reason.
McGee: And give us more time.
Jane: Hey guys!
Knight: Special Agent Tennant, Ernie...
Torres: Oh, hey.
Jane: Lucky us, you're still here.
Ernie: Hawaiians in the building!
Knight: Jimmy and I have been doing just that for the past two days.
Torres: Mhm. Just that?
McGee: Why didn't you tell Delilah you were going on a cruise?
Judy: I did, well, I thought I did.
Delilah: You didn't tell us you were engaged.
Judy: It was only for six months. We split up last month, so I didn't see the need in telling you.
I already agreed to stay away from the windows.
Judy
No, I didn't know. I just found out.
Mcgee
Torres: Hey, Tim. You said that Gibbs was happy. What do you mean?
McGee: I don't want to talk about it.
Torres: You can't leave me hanging, bro.
McGee: I'm sorry. It felt kind of private.
Torres: Is he going to be okay?
McGee: I think he probably hasn't been this OK in a long time.
Torres: What about that guy? Can you believe Director Vance offered him Gibb's job already?
I'm not a terrorist.
Roy
Torres: The man's desk is not even cold.
Knight: Well, it's going to get colder in Alaska and we do need the bodies.
Parker: I'm sure you'll all be happy to hear that I have decided not to take Director Vance up on his offer to join your team. And, I'm guessing that's the first you've heard of it.
Vance: I was waiting on Agent McGee to return before I filled them in, and you're early.
Parker: Oops. Sidebar? I appreciate the offer, Director, but I'm not ready to jump into anything new just yet.
Vance: Perhaps you'd like to spend some time in the field with the team before you make your final decision?
Parker: I already made it. Plus, I got tickets to a Simon and Garfunkel reunion concert later today, and I've been waiting a long time for that baby, so.
Jimmy: Hey, why are you guys standing around here. Haven't you heard?
McGee: Whoa. What's up?
Jimmy: A Navy petty officer turned into a zombie.
Torres: A zombie?
Jimmy: Yeah, crawled all over the ground and everything. You didn't get the call?
Parker: That kind of thing happen a lot around here?
McGee: First for me.
