The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell one other person, if you must. There is no third best. (Season 4, Episode 11)Rule #4
Never be unreachable. (Season 3, Episode 13, Gibbs)Rule #3
Don't believe what you're told. Double check. (Season 1, Episode 1, Mike Franks)Rule #3
Always wear gloves at a crime scene. (Season 1, Episode 1, Mike Franks)Rule #2
Never screw over your partner. (Season 4, Episode 14, Gibbs)Rule #1
Never let suspects stay together. (Season 1 Episode 1, Mike Franks)Rule #1
Bishop: Seriously? How'd you get that?
Tony: Well, it's like Gorillas in the Midst. You'll get to understand his grunts.
Martinez: Bishop! You didn't tell me Robert Redford was in the building.
Tony: Come on. I rarely get the Redford. You could be my Debra Winger, legal eagle.
Martinez: I love her.
Bishop: If you could send those reports, that'd be great.
Tony: Reports would be good. And keep us in the loop on anything else.
Martinez: Sure thing, Di-knows-it-all. Sure thing.
Is she single? No. That's a bad idea. I mean, she reminds me of someone annoying. I just can't figure out who it is.Tony
McGee: I should have been here when you woke up.
Delilah: You're here now.
Boss, would you mind sitting with me?McGee