Fornell: What on earth are you doing?!
Emily: Me? What are *you* doing, Dad?
Fornell: I *was* sleeping!
Emily: I noticed. Still on Uncle Gibbs's couch for some reason.
Fornell: You nearly scared me to death. And "Uncle Gibbs" is probably upstairs loading his bazooka as we speak!
Gibbs [calmly eating cereal]: Nope. I'm good.
This is exactly how zombie movies start.Torres [entering an empty lab]
Abby: They're Navy rats.
Reeves: Officers or enlisted?
This is a literal gutless rat!Jimmy Palmer
Flemming: Director, it's *my* life.
Vance: And we're gonna protect it. [beat] You're welcome!
Bishop: Broken refrigerators are the *worst*!
Quinn: Almost as bad as *talking* about broken refrigerators.
Next time you leave the country on assignment, Bishop? Tell your brothers!Gibbs
Fear often makes people do things they shouldn't. But that's human.Qasim
Trust only works when it goes both ways.Qasim
What, you guys want my lunch money, or...?Torres [surrounded by Bishop's brothers]
Bishop's Brother [regarding Ellie's boyfriend]: We just want to make sure he's not a deranged serial killer!
Bishop's Other Brother: Or a vegan!
Did you just read an ellipsis out loud?Quinn