Tony Senior: Junior's the only family I have left. After his mother died it just hasn't been the same.
Ziva: He showed me a picture of her. She was really beautiful.
Tony Senior: Inside and out. She was the love of my life Ziva. I've never been able to fill up that void. God knows I've gotten into a lot of trouble trying.
Stewie: This was one crazy dude in college. Really knew how to have a good time.
Tony: Shut up. No way.
Stewie: Did he tell you he was the school mascot?
Tony: No! What was the MIT mascot?
McGee: Really. Does it matter?
Tony: Oh yes it does. Stewie?
Stewie: A beaver. He was Tim the Beaver our senior year.
Tony: Please tell me you dressed up like a beaver.
Tony Senior: What can I say? I'm me. I'm not gonna change.
Tony: I know. I know you're not gonna change. And I don't know why I was smiling because there's nothing funny about this. Dad this is my home. I told you my rules, okay? And you broke them. It was a mistake having you here for Christmas.
Tony Senior: You want me to leave.
I'm not alone.Gibbs
Give Victor a break for being him, not for being someone else.Gibbs
She never gets sick. Even germs avoid her.Agent Fornell
Holy 4th of July weiner roast! What am I looking at!Agent Fornell
Agent McGee: You're attractive, at least on the outside.
Diane Sterling: I'll take that.
Now I wish to act crazy. To really let loose!Agent Diane Sterling
I bet she's a panther in the sack!Tony
Oh, yeah, a cheater going after tax cheaters!Agent Fornell
That's funny. She looks just like our ex-wife.Agent Fornell