Vodka and painkillers, statistically, deadlier than auto racing.

Dani

The worst thing you can do is stop

Dani

No matter who you are, no matter how much protective gear you wear, at some point you're gonna get the living crap kicked out of you.

Dani

Ten years and I still have to dance like a trained monkey for my banana.

Tyler

Stop drinking and dreaming.

Dani

Dani: He cheated on me ma' more then once.
Dani's Mother: But less then Tiger Woods.

You're a good friend to have if you're being hunted down by mobsters or thugs or aliens from another planet.

Dani

Let's just say you'd be surprised how many hookers can fit in the trunk of a Porsche.

Laura

If he can walk he can run, if he can run he can play. Make him walk by Sunday

Couch Purnell

My Dad used to say, life is like a football game. There's winners and there's losers.

Dani

Dani: Everyone has a dark side.
Laura: Not one I can't spin.

Officer: At 75 miles per hour, no problem. At 150, big problem.
TK: I was...150. The dealer said this thing could go 200. This thing is broken. I'm taking it back.

Necessary Roughness Quotes

When you are making a living as a hooker, then you can dig this out of storage.

Dani

No matter who you are, no matter how much protective gear you wear, at some point you're gonna get the living crap kicked out of you.

Dani