My grandmother could get a nine. She's been dead for 15 years.

Pitman

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• Added: June 20, 2012

I don't need the nonsense of football. It's just full of pain and agony and pressure...and disloyalty

T.K.

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• Added: June 20, 2012

My soon to be ex-wife's sharks are looking for chum.

Pitman

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• Added: June 20, 2012

I missed being in any bed last night.

Matt

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• Added: June 20, 2012

Look Mom, I'm sorry but I can no longer be a part of the tyranny of carnivores.

Ray Jay

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• Added: June 20, 2012

Vegetarian wasn't pretentious enough for you?

Lindsay

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• Added: June 20, 2012

Are you or are you not the real deal?

Dani

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• Added: June 20, 2012