Forgive me for not discriminating between your moral shades of grey.

Dani

You know what else might upset the kids? The murder of their only living grandmother.

Dani

The question is, when is it time for an old habit too die?

Dani

We are coming unglued faster than a kindergarten art project.

Coach

I'm just playing. I would never bang his sister. She looks like a muskrat.

TK

Vodka and painkillers, statistically, deadlier than auto racing.

Dani

When a person spins out you often can't tell until after they hit the wall.

Dani

Dani: My name is Dr. Dani Santino. And I am not a hooker, im a therapist.
TK: Say what?

Dani: He cheated on me ma' more then once.
Dani's Mother: But less then Tiger Woods.

If he can walk he can run, if he can run he can play. Make him walk by Sunday

Couch Purnell

You want to know what the new protein is? Earthworms. The guys a worm farmer. The night was destined to end with battery operated machinery.

Janet

Did your dress come with that scowl or was that extra?

Margo

Necessary Roughness Quotes

When you are making a living as a hooker, then you can dig this out of storage.

Dani

No matter who you are, no matter how much protective gear you wear, at some point you're gonna get the living crap kicked out of you.

Dani