TK: You tell anyone I asked you about this you're a dead man.
Matt: You tell anyone I answered then you're dead too.

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• Added: September 07, 2011

Matt: How is that pain in your neck?
Dani: She just walked into the kitchen.

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• Added: September 07, 2011

People don't just walk away from Marshall Pittman. They limp.

Nico

• Permalink: People don't just walk away from Marshall Pittman. They limp.
• Added: September 07, 2011

I never lie, ever. I thought you knew that about me.

Nico

• Permalink: I never lie, ever. I thought you knew that about me.
• Added: August 31, 2011

You've got some good kids. Wimpy, but good.

TK

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• Added: August 31, 2011

I see a lot of animal behavior in my work.

Nico

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• Added: August 31, 2011

Dani: She hasn't won awards for her derriere.
TK: No, but she should have.

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• Added: August 31, 2011

I like boys just fine. I prefer men.

Vivica

• Permalink: I like boys just fine. I prefer men.
• Added: August 31, 2011

Matt: Since you obviously didn't pay attention at the last sexual harassment seminar.
TK: I thought that was a how to.

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• Added: August 31, 2011

I survived grandma for 18 years. You guys can handle her for one itty bitty night.

Dani

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• Added: August 31, 2011

Lesson learned. Consider me spanked.

TK

• Permalink: Lesson learned. Consider me spanked.
• Added: August 24, 2011

You know what's unattractive? A parasite with fresh blood on his face.

TK

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• Added: August 24, 2011