New Girl
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Nick: Has Jess not talked to you?
Paul: Oh yea, we've talked.
Nick: It's hard, it's really tricky. It's like, she's doesn't love you right, Paul that's not to say she might not fall in love with you later.
Paul. We talked about how we might have to drive you to the airport cause you're gonna miss your flight.
Nick: Yea, that's probably all you talked about so I'm joking.
Get rid of it, Jess. Pine has no place in this loft. It's the wood of poor people and outhouses.
Schmidt
There's a fine line between sexual harassment and something awesome.
Schmidt
Jess: Why do we care about a crescent moon?
Winston: I don't know, but I'm gonna live there some day.
Julia: I don't like you and I don't want to be your friend, so could you leave please, because I'm about to start crying, and you are the last person I want to cry in front of.
Jess: I want to cry too. Where am I supposed to cry? You can't monopolize the bathroom crying space.
Let's let Winston turn on his black switch. And let his black light shine.
Schmidt
Can someone please get my towel? It's in my room next to my Irish walking cape!
Schmidt
Jess: $550 for the TV?! Seems a little steep. I'm gonna write down a figure, and this is as high as I'll go.
Pawnshop dude: You drew a smiley face.
Nick: I was sixteen! I have gotten a lot better!
Schmidt: You haven't gotten that much better. I used to listen to you and Caroline all the time when we were in college. It was like listening to a rescue crew trying to communicate with a stranded minor. "Are you ok? Yea. Are you ok? Yea".
Get your crap together, India. Schmidt... out!
Schmidt
You're like aging ballerina, child chess prodigy, old magician crazy.
Jess [to Schmidt]
Winston, you've been staring at this girl for 5 minutes. Please tell me you're checking her out, otherwise you're a serial killer, which would explain a lot.
Schmidt
