New Girl
Tuesdays 8:30 PM on FOXFavorite New Girl Quotes
Nick: Dude, Schmidt lost his vows.
Winston: For the wedding?
Schmidt: No. Different vows.
Winston: Oh, then what's the big deal?
Schmidt: What is wrong with you people?
We're gonna play True American because I want to. I'm using my bride card!
Cece
Cece: I know you have more costumes in your closet.
Schmidt: Those costumes are for Purim.
Everyone has had sex in my room!
Jess
Yeah, I'm counting down the minutes till I can get in that guys pants.
Jess
You show up sick, you might as well be dead.
Schmidt
I know you're a terrible liar, but I need you to lie to Cece.
Schmidt
Ferguson is on the elevator. Is that OK?
Regan
I look very handsome! I look like I'm on "Miami Vice"!
Nick
My whole life is you.
Schmidt
Jess: I just want to warn you guys that my mom's a little bit perky.
Winston: Wait, you think she's perky?
Jess: Well, she doesn't have my dark side. I got that from my dad.
Bob: No, no, no. It was my mistake. I'll wait five hours and come back when Joan's shift is up.
Joan: Bob, just stay! What if we need something ruined?
Jess: Mom!
Bob: It's all right. I'll spend my holiday at a Los Angeles coffee shop, sitting around with people who have nothing better to do on Thanksgiving than work on their screenplay. I probably won't want to blow my head off.
