New Girl
Tuesdays 8:30 PM on FOXFavorite New Girl Quotes
If I get another ticket, they're gonna make me wear glasses.
Nick
Nick: You know so many "Spaceballs" quotes.
Jess: They jammed the radar with literal jam!
Tough time in Schmidtsburgh.
Schmidt
He's gonna have to get...it rhymes with "flute-ered."
Winston
I can't believe I have to have feelings to have good sex. I thought I'd be dead before that happened.
Schmidt
Human dental dam!
Schmidt
Cease lovemaking! All lovemaking must cease!
Schmidt
Oh my God. It is a hand...full of dollar bills y'all!
Jess
A bank is just a paper bag but with fancier walls.
Nick
So yeah, I was dating them both at the same time. I'm a mess, I can't sleep, I urinate constantly. I cried the other day listening to a techno song. My tweets have been extremely literal.
Schmidt
What is money anyway? It's just paper that some king on a mountain said was worth something. Gold I understand, it's shiny. You can make jewelry out of it.
Nick
I'm a hero Nick, just tell me I'm a good man. I really need to hear it.
Schmidt
