Popular New Girl Quotes
I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.Nick
Get rid of it, Jess. Pine has no place in this loft. It's the wood of poor people and outhouses.Schmidt
Schmidt: You like me? You like my personality?
CeCe: I was surprised, too.
Jess: I have to go out tonight, 'cause I'm feeling pretty twirly.
Schmidt: Twirly? Is that like horny?
Jess: I've got the dirty twirlies, Schmitdy!"
I was sabotaged by my baby box, which means I will never trust anything that comes out of it.Jess
We're just covering our asses, while you're uncovering yours.Jess
So yeah, I was dating them both at the same time. I'm a mess, I can't sleep, I urinate constantly. I cried the other day listening to a techno song. My tweets have been extremely literal.Schmidt
Guess what you guys? My shoes are filled with blood!Jess
I hate doors!Nick
So I have good news from the doctor--you don't have rabies. You have giardia, and something called "Legionnaires disease."Nick
Schmidt: Lotus Bear Relax! I can smell it on you right now!
Nick: Stop smelling my hair!
Schmidt: You know how much that stuff cost?
Nick: I didn't use your conditioner!
Schmidt: Why does your hair look so baby soft?!
There's two of you! I thought we were in the middle of a budget crisis!Schmidt