Popular New Girl Quotes
I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.Nick
My whole life is you.Schmidt
Jess: Are you okay?
Nick: No, I'm not okay, Jess! I'm not okay! I woke up today, and I wanted to play a friendly game of touch football, then I hurt my back, and I went to your gynecologist, and now I might have cancer!
I want to kill you...because I respect you. I think I understanding hunting!Nick
Nick: I know where you live!
Jess: And I live where you live!
Melanie Farts, signed five times.Jess
Why is it always Africa? They have a deep catalogue.Principal Foster
Sandwiches and sex!? I want that!Nick
Winston: So that means you're gonna do whatever I say?
Schmidt: I mean as long as it's gangsta...or not. It doesn't have to be.
Human dental dam!Schmidt
It's like my hearing is what a dog hears.Jess
Schmidt: I'm gonna have sex tonight. Are you two in?
Winston: Is that the way you wanted to say that?