Popular New Girl Quotes
Nick: I'm trying my hardest to look poor.
Winston: You are poor.
It's not sex until you put the straw in the coconut.Nick
Ever since we got engaged you've been acting insanely jealous.Cece
Nick: You never listen to pipe talk.
Jess: Pipe talk is boring.
Shivrang's Aunt: Who is this?
Schmidt: I'm Gerard Depardieu. Who do you think I am, lady? I'm Schmidt.
So, would you like to freak?Jess
Nick: What does a man do about that pain?
Schmidt: Takes a bubble bath.
Nick, we're making sex.Schmidt
I do all her work and she does all the working of her cleavage.Jess
What? You don't think I can be supportive?Cece
We gonna make a girl cry today!Winston
OK, yes, she's a hot slob. Ever since she got boobs people stopped making her do stuff.Jess