Popular New Girl Quotes
I don't celebrate Christmas, or as I like to call it, "White Anglo Saxon Winter Privilege Night."Schmidt
Boobies. Girls with clean hair. Models eating sliders. Bernadette Peters on a high beam. Freshly baked bread.Winston [teasing Schmidt]
An Indian-Jewish baby? Who wouldn't want that? Think about the bone structure!Schmidt
Oh my God, there's two of them!Nick
Jess: I'll raise the money myself! I'll get a ragtag group of kids together. An orphan, a lost soul, a Jewish kid with a keyboard, a little slut who can dance, and one fatso!
Tanya: You already did that Jess. It was the spring musical, and it brought in literally $60.
Holly, he's really happy! He's got a 401K and a six-pack!Nick
Nick: You never listen to pipe talk.
Jess: Pipe talk is boring.
I'm like a Hebrew cheetah.Schmidt
Nick: I don't have a vagina.
Patient: You can take mine.
Jess: I heard that, sister.
Patient: True that.
You question my pajamas? You make me question our entire friendship!Jess
There's a fine line between sexual harassment and something awesome.Schmidt
Save your groans for Bird Man!Schmidt