New Girl
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Jess, you know what, I'll let you check my lost and found...got sizes zero through ten.
Schmidt
No! I can't call Spencer I haven't talked to him since he cheated on me with that ho! Actually, that's not fair. She might be a really nice ho.
Jess
Rochelle? Fancy name. 'Rochelle', like a mermaid.
Jess
Jess: $550 for the TV?! Seems a little steep. I'm gonna write down a figure, and this is as high as I'll go.
Pawnshop dude: You drew a smiley face.
So when I do the chicken dance I do it a little differently. Instead of doing claps, I like to do a peck. It's more realistic.
Jess
Schmidt: Who let the dirty slut out of the slut house?
Jess [in a British accent]: Probably the slut butler, right!
I really just want to get in there and ush this wedding in the face!
Winston
Schmidt: We don't want to be mean, we just don't want you to be yourself...in any way.
Jess: Okay. Suppress the Jess. Got it.
No teeth! You can't use prop teeth!
Nick
He's so soft, like a towel.
Jess
We just started dating so were still in that honeymoon phase. I barely sleep. So much doing it.
Jess
I could pretend to be more like you, Jess, and live on a sparkly rainbow and drive a unicorn around and just sing all the time.
Nick
