Popular New Girl Quotes
Tough time in Schmidtsburgh.Schmidt
You're the deer! He wants to kill you! You're the deer!Nick
I'm sorry for my friend objectifying you, but in her defense, you are fine as hell.Jess
Nick: I believe horses are from outer space--
Jess: I believe that, too!
Coach: Do people call you 'Marketing'?
Schmidt: No...not yet...
Why are you wearing a suit? Did you just apply for a loan or somethng?Jess
If we make love later, and I tell you to pretend that I'm a scary ghost, are you gonna be weirded out by that?Bearclaw
Destiny might be a lady, but victory has a penis.Schmidt
What's going on? Why is the cast of The Social Network in our apartment?Jess
Schmidt: You consider me a sexy man, correct?
Jess: I don't know how to answer that question
Why are you talking to me like a James Taylor song?Jess
Just be yourself, and if he’s not into Jessica Day, there’s something wrong with him.Nick