New Girl
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Yea! He has me...and our baby! And our other baby!
Jess
Nick: Jess, you know I don't dance.
Jess: Oh but you didn't know I do this. I'm mime walking. I'm Mime-chael Jackson.
Sum up the last two years? The country's broke. Betty White came back.
Schmidt
Schmidt: Just suck in your gut
Nick: What gut?
Jess: The little pooch where you keep your extra cookies.
Nick: Get out, Schmidt.
Schmidt: I'm the only one who hasn't seen it!
Believe it or not, that's not the first time someone's broken my feeling stick. I have a travel size.
Jess
Jess, you can't laugh at a naked man. And especially Nick. Nick is delicate. Like a flower.Like a chubby, damaged flower who hates himself"
Schmidt
Did you see the JWOWW retweet of the Gaga twitpic?
Female interviewer
I saw Nick's pipi. And his bubbles
Jess
They found another black guy. "Labak Melno Virich". Means a better black guy.
Winston
I'm not like you! I don't just jump in the potato sack, with the first potato that I meet with diabetes!
Jess
I could pretend to be more like you, Jess, and live on a sparkly rainbow and drive a unicorn around and just sing all the time.
Nick
