New Girl
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Coach: I need you to get harder Nick. Can you get harder for me?
Nick: What?
Coach: Do you need me to get hard with you?
Nick: I feel like you're not meaning to say what you're saying.
Coach: I'm talking about cleaning up.
If I were off my rocker, would I take a weekly selfie with my cat?
Winston
Schmidt: Are you in love with me? Because I'm in love with you, deeply. I assume that you would never because I messed this up so many times. You've made it very clear you only want to be friends with me and I value that friendship so much. So it I'm ruining it by doing any of this, please stop me.
Cece: Schmidt. I'm in love with you.
Schmidt: I know this might seem crazy and probably a little bit impulsive, but it's not, not for me. I've known since the minute that I've met you.
Cece: Oh god, you're going to say something stupid, aren't you?
Schmidt: Girl, will you marry me?
Cece: Yes. Yes, yes, yes!
Jess: We're getting married!
I love you guys and uh, I'm gonna miss you, especially you Jebecka.
Coach
Save your groans for Bird Man!
Schmidt
Should somebody ask you for a second napkin you just say, are you sure? Nine times out of ten they'll just back off and say thanks.
Schmidt
Everything you just said makes me want to give you a wedgie in front of the others.
Nick
You son of a bitch, I love you!
Nick
Make up an excuse and get out of jury duty. Jess, please, I need you.
Nick
God! I would have bullied you as a kid.
Nick
OK, yes, she's a hot slob. Ever since she got boobs people stopped making her do stuff.
Jess
