They're just boobs!

Nick

Why does he act like the Pope when he's happy?

Jess

You what's fly? Cleaning is fly. Cleaning's cool dude.

Nick

On a plus side, I'm being very witty during this fight.

Nick

Schmidt: Oh good lord! I'm marrying Nick.
Jess: Duh.

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Who am I supposed to go to for lady advice now?

Winston

What? You don't think I can be supportive?

Cece

I'm not willing to turn our home into a public pool.

Schmidt

You don't need Jess's bowl of advice, Winston.

Cece

You have the focus of a coked up Italian on a summer day!

Schmidt

Nick: I'm very focused.
Schmidt: You're not even looking at me right now.
Nick: I though I saw something shiny.

I'm a business guy first and a sex guy second.

Nick

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I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.

Nick

Winston: What is between you and that chair?
Schmidt: Just a little bit of sunshine.