I'm gonna grab some old underpants and put a pair into the freezer for each of you.

Nick

Trust me, I'm wearing frozen underpants right now and I feel amazing.

Nick

I adore gas station television me, myself, personally. It is the intersection between information and gas.

Winston

Today it's gas, tomorrow it's the local news.

Schmidt

As a cop do you think I would get anyone to do anything if I were being kind and supportive?

Winston

I put on my special underwear because Jess is back because I made a promise I'd be wearing these when you came back.

Nick

I feel like the moment passed, right?

Reagan

Actually the dance class has become more of a dance gathering.

Winston

Jury duty was quite simply the tops.

Jess

It's too small to be a cat hotel and too big to be pants so it can't be mine.

Winston

It's not mine. I only buy local except for clothing and produce, medication, water, seasoning, meat.

Schmidt

Winston: Would you consider us adorable?
Nick: No, we're adult men. We're cute.

New Girl Quotes

I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.

Nick

I never loved you more Cece!

Schmidt