Schmidt: Oh good lord! I'm marrying Nick.
Jess: Duh.

• Permalink: Duh.
• Added: January 19, 2016

On a plus side, I'm being very witty during this fight.

Nick

• Permalink: On a plus side, I'm being very witty during this fight.
• Added: January 19, 2016

You what's fly? Cleaning is fly. Cleaning's cool dude.

Nick

• Permalink: You what's fly? Cleaning is fly. Cleaning's cool dude.
• Added: January 19, 2016

Why does he act like the Pope when he's happy?

Jess

• Permalink: Why does he act like the Pope when he's happy?
• Added: January 19, 2016

They're just boobs!

Nick

• Permalink: They're just boobs!
• Added: January 19, 2016

When I first grew boobs people started handing me stuff and I got messy, but then you gotta grow up.

Nick

• Permalink: When I first grew boobs people started handing me stuff and I got messy, but then you gotta...
• Added: January 19, 2016

OK, yes, she's a hot slob. Ever since she got boobs people stopped making her do stuff.

Jess

• Permalink: OK, yes, she's a hot slob. Ever since she got boobs people stopped making her do stuff.
• Added: January 19, 2016

God! I would have bullied you as a kid.

Nick

• Permalink: God! I would have bullied you as a kid.
• Added: January 19, 2016

Make up an excuse and get out of jury duty. Jess, please, I need you.

Nick

• Permalink: Make up an excuse and get out of jury duty. Jess, please, I need you.
• Added: January 19, 2016