New Girl Season 1 Episode 21: "Kids" Quotes
Jess: Nick put on some pants or at least some really high socks.
Nick: Really high socks it is then!
Sarah: Do you and my Dad ever dry-lump?
Sarah: Have you ever done a 99?
Jess: I think that's a tax form?
Sarah: Have you ever given anyone a plow job?
Jess: I don't know....do you want to learn how to play Bridge?
Nick is so, so, so hot! I want to rub my face on his face!Sarah
Schmidt: CeCe, are you pregnant?
CeCe: I don't know. We have to wait for the test results, but I'm late.
Schmidt: We made a caramel miracle!
An Indian-Jewish baby? Who wouldn't want that? Think about the bone structure!Schmidt