Jess: Nick put on some pants or at least some really high socks.
Nick: Really high socks it is then!

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Sarah: Do you and my Dad ever dry-lump?
Jess: Uhhh..
Sarah: Have you ever done a 99?
Jess: I think that's a tax form?
Sarah: Have you ever given anyone a plow job?
Jess: I don't know....do you want to learn how to play Bridge?

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Nick is so, so, so hot! I want to rub my face on his face!

Sarah

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Schmidt: CeCe, are you pregnant?
CeCe: I don't know. We have to wait for the test results, but I'm late.
Schmidt: We made a caramel miracle!

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An Indian-Jewish baby? Who wouldn't want that? Think about the bone structure!

Schmidt

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